Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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