Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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