everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Of course I have a pirate flag
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
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