Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
Randomize
