What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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