Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry š¬
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Thanks for going with me today. Itās been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
Itās called āshopping for lingerieā and itās one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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