It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Randomize
