please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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