Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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