Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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