i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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