"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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