I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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