I must be too annoying 4 u.
Quick, to the slutcave!
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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