found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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