I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Randomize
