Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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