Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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