Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Randomize
