u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
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