I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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