Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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