Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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