I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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