it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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