she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize