found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
organizing the empties. That sober.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
