I love black thongs
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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