How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Randomize
