Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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