how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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