it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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