pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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