So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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