i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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