i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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