Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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