32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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