I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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