The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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