That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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