: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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