We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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