I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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