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The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.

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Oh God. You're going to jail

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Guarantee you this is a teacher.

Submitted by officespace on Mar 9, 11 at 10:18am

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- Or a priest
  
  Submitted by hacker201 on Mar 9, 11 at 1:42pm
  
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- I wish this was my 9th grade English teacher
  
  Submitted by crazyman217 on Mar 9, 11 at 3:18pm
  
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  - You were 18 in 9th grade?
    
    Submitted by ttesroD on Mar 9, 11 at 7:32pm
    
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that's not a well-balanced breakfast

Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Mar 9, 11 at 10:42am

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I guarantee this is about Justin Bieber

Submitted by blackfriday on Mar 9, 11 at 12:37pm

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Yum.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 11 at 9:57am

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Lmao... Manlaw, as a teacher myself I can tell you that you are incorrect.... Sperm 3 times a day= a well balanced diet.

Submitted by just_s4yin on Mar 9, 11 at 4:26pm

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- Not enough calories. You'd become malnourished eventually.
  
  Submitted by manlaw6 on Mar 9, 11 at 7:16pm
  
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  - didn't say that was going to be the ONLY thing. jus said for all 3 meals, could be supplementary
    
    Submitted by jeanius662 on Mar 9, 11 at 7:44pm
    
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This is obviously fake, sperm is not a balanced diet!

Submitted by manlaw6 on Mar 9, 11 at 1:21pm

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this is obviously real..sperm is full of protein

Submitted by vaglaw on Mar 10, 11 at 12:31am

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Guarantee you this is a teacher.

Submitted by officespace on Mar 9, 11 at 10:14am

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justin queefer?

Submitted by hannahbanana140 on Mar 9, 11 at 8:52pm

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@dat_azz_69 it is if she's a gymnast.

Submitted by ttesroD on Mar 9, 11 at 7:33pm

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- hahaha, well-played.
  
  Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Mar 11, 11 at 9:12am
  
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This is the area code for parts of Florida. The age of consent in Florida is 18, but if you are under 24 you may have sex with someone 16 and up. Creeper.

Submitted by o76923 on Mar 9, 11 at 3:04pm

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I've soooo been there before!!!! Seems like 17 should be legal!!!!

Submitted by nutsucker on Mar 10, 11 at 3:40pm

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Who would tell if you swallowed now?

Submitted by realist on Mar 10, 11 at 2:07am

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lucky kid

Submitted by gujuguy on Apr 18, 12 at 4:35pm

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Mmmmm barely legal manshake for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Now is this low carb?

Submitted by frackingfunny on Mar 9, 11 at 9:40pm

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poor Justin Bieber is NOT prepared for his 18th birthday...

Submitted by heyymelx3 on Mar 10, 11 at 7:53pm

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i dont know who this kid is but lucky.\nmost girls i kno dont go down

Submitted by eman920 on Mar 10, 11 at 4:46pm

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Oh please let this be Mrs Bovard.

Submitted by AwesomeAsFcuk on Mar 10, 11 at 3:40pm

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- Mrs Pace
  
  Submitted by itsjustzak on Jun 22, 11 at 11:27am
  
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This isn't new...I said it about Daniel Radcliffe 4 years ago...and Taylor Lautner 2 years ago. And yes, sigh, I am a teacher

Submitted by iheartharry on Mar 15, 11 at 3:03pm

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Can u call me?

Submitted by Dwhite93 on Mar 9, 11 at 11:03pm

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No anal = sexual fail

Submitted by Assman_Humpeth on Mar 9, 11 at 10:06am

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- 1) not even funny, this or the first time I saw you write it\n2) you probably have never even had sex, let alone anal sex, but if you have, keep on mushing your dick into poop, sounds like a lot of fun...
  
  Submitted by StanSitwell on Mar 9, 11 at 10:13am
  
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  - I have and I do and it is fun :)
    
    Submitted by Assman_Humpeth on Mar 9, 11 at 10:32am
    
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Submitted by officespace on Mar 9, 11 at 10:18am

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