I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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