All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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