Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
Randomize
