can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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