Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Randomize
