remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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