If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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