We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Randomize
