What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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