We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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