you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
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