you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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