Im at strip club and am horny
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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